Is It True That God Is Quietly Phasing Holy Ghost Out Of Trinity?
admin | Jan 18, 2011 | Comments 6
Question by Please go on, everyone cares: Is It Right That deity Is Quietly Phasing Holy Ghost Out Of Trinity?
I read this in the news:
Calling the Holy Trinity “overstaffed and over budget,” deity announced plans Monday to downsize the group by slowly phasing out the Holy Ghost. “Given the poor economic climate and the unclear nature of the Holy Ghost’s duties, I felt this was a sensible and necessary choice,” deity said. “The Holy Ghost will be given fewer and fewer responsibilities until His formal resignation from Trinity duty following Easter services on April 20. Thereafter, the Father and the Son shall be referred to as the Holy Duo.
Is this right?!
AutumnWynd777:
If you reckon that’s the worst thing I said about the Spooky Holy Ghost, you’re quite incorrect…
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Golden parachute is about to be deployed, there’s a nice villa in Limbo awaiting.
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Only Mormonism has doctrine in that much flux.
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Nope
i cant answer your question cuz you said…… SHUT UP SO IM SHUTTING UP NOW
No way. Matthew 12 (Amplified Bible)
31Therefore I caution you, every sin and blasphemy (every evil, abusive, [a]injurious speaking, or indignity against sacred things) can be forgiven men, but blasphemy against the [Holy] Spirit shall not and [b]cannot be forgiven.
this was pun in it’s own way. sad economic times but god will provide for his people!
Having read this in the news, you must believe it right.
Exactly what “news” have you been reading? I don’t suppose you subscribe to The Onion, Pun Times or The Utne Reader.
This is what we people in the secular world call “satire.” Look it up in the dictionary. It’s that other book sitting on your ledge, if you are allowed to have any other books.